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Dead Dwarves Don't Dance

by Kleptonaut

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I see a runt, genetic gimli endentured to some martian mining company I want to kick him in his little teeth him so low down, it's like he's inviting me I can't to stand to see them in clubs rubbing little bodies, freaky little nubs they weren't born they were freaken spawned in some corporate taxhole toxic mutant pond Dead Dwarves Don't Dance don't you ever give them no no chance Dead Dwarves Don't Dance don't you ever give them no no chance Dead Dwarves Don't Dance freaky freaks from vintner vats Dead Dwarves Don't Dance cept zombies, ghouls and bloodsucking) vamps designed by desk jockies in some swank board room in the good ole days they had no rights in any court room they take all our jobs and lousy occupations they get first pick on every martian colonization they debase humanity and they take our women we need to take the trash out, the filthy vermin So I take my blaster and I grab my side arm too I see the happy dwarves dancing and I know what I gotta do Dead Dwarves Don't Dance Dead Dwarves Don't Dance freaky freaks from vintner vats Dead Dwarves Don't Dance Cept Zombies, ghouls and (bloodsucking) vamps Dead Dwarves Don't Dance
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Inspired by and for the book "Dead Dwarves Don't Dance" by Derek J. Canyon. www.amazon.com/Dead-Dwarves-Dont-Dance-ebook/dp/B004DCB3HU
You can read an entire explanation about the song on Derek's Blogpost derekjcanyon.blogspot.com/2011/08/dead-dwarves-dont-dance-song.html

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released August 1, 2011

Lyrics By Derek J Canyon and Jeff Shields. Music By Wilcox Televance, Garrett Xian, and Jeff Loogie Shields.

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Kleptonaut Hillsborough, North Carolina

I've recently completed a great album "On The Up and Up" and am looking for the right way to get people to hear it. If you dig it, let me know.

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